The question

A子さん：「B子、元気？」
B子さん：「元気です。」
A子さん：「あのね、彼氏は求婚しました！」
B子さん：「本当？こんやく？おめでとう！」

(Zくん："Mmm... こんにゃく...")

スペイン語

Zさん："Hey man, thank you for letting me stay at your place while I am visiting California."
Aさん："Not at all.  Mi casa es su casa."
Zさん："... that's great, but I don't really need an umbrella."

JLPT

（　　　）に入れるのに最もよいものをえらびなさい。

１。彼女を（　　　）する。

1. キッス　　　　2.くそ


２。（　　　）に住んでいる。

1. うんち　　　　2.うち

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Zくん：”Dude, is it just me or has the JLPT taken a rather dark turn this year?"

In Charge

Aくん：「すみません。新しい学生んですが、担当の先生は。。。？」
Zくん："... um ... The Lone Ranger?"

Breakfast

弟：「おはよう。Hey, check it out.  I made waffles in the shapes of all the letters of the English alphabet. Pretty cool, huh?」
兄：「Man, I am starving. Give me those waffles.」
弟：「Hey! Leggo my 英語！」

Insurance

Zさん： “The State Department had its funding cut, so they have instituted a new policy.”

Aさん： 「Really? What is it?」

Zさん： “外交: 15 minutes could save you 15% or more.”

Taxi Fare

Aさん：「遅いです。If we are going to make it to the movie in time, we'll have to take a taxi.」

Zさん：“I suppose, but taxis are expensive. In a way, they hurt my wallet. You might say...”

Aさん：「Oh please no...」

Zさん：“間に合う、Money Ow.”

NCC-1701-D

The Enterprise NCC-1701-D is attacked by Godzilla.

Riker: "Captain, the only way for us to defeat Godzilla is to destroy the sleep in his eyes.  It is his one weakness.  Shall I begin the attack?"
Picard: "目くそ？Make it so."

West Coast Baroque

Bさん： 「I have an idea.  Let's go to a バッ ハ。。。」

Zさん： “Baja California! Yes! The sun! The surf! The awesome weather!”

Bさん：　「。。。J S バッ ハ コンサート。 A performance of “Toccata and Fugue in D Minor"。」

Sometimes Baroque music concerts have a disproportionately large number of surfer dudes in the audience.

Taxi.

Zさん："Hey, get this.  How do you say 'I am a taxi' in Japanese?"
Aさん：「I dunno, how」
Zさん："わたくしはタクシー。"
Aさん：「。。。つまんないつまんない。」

"Ski-ing"

Bちゃん：「Zくん、スキー好き？」

Zくん： “ 'Do I like the mental process of liking'? That raises an interesting philosophical point. Could anyone actually dislike the mental process of liking？ Unless you instead meant 'skiing with skis', but I am not sure how one would go skiing without skis.”

Bちゃん：「ばか。好きじゃない。スキーしない。」

Brangelina

Brad Pitt は 家に帰ります。

Brad: "ただいま"
Angelina: "Hi you!"
Brad: "... um... 女優..."

The Caribbean

Zさん："Did you hear?  There was an outbreak of a new strain of chicken pox on several Caribbean islands.  Over 10,000 infected."
Aさん：「Wow.  So that means...」
Zさん："Yup, 一万... itchy...mon."

ゴミ

ごみがある。

Bさん：「ごみを出してください。」

Zさん： “Yeah, that is one of those few things in life that is both 臭い and 面倒くさい.”

Sulu

Commander Sulu meets Q.

Sulu: 「So you're 九。Well, then, who is number 1?」

禁煙

禁煙です。Zさんはタバコを吸っています。

Aさん：「すみません。吸いません。」
Zさん："... 一回だけで十分だよ。"

80s

Aさん：「Remember the rock songs from the '80s? They were so upbeat and filled with hope.」

Zさん： “Yeah, 楽観, man！”

Siblings

Aさん：「Do you have any brothers or sisters?」

Zさん：“I have two younger sisters, both named Susan.”

Aさん：「Well, if they are both named Susan, how do you tell them apart?」

Zさん：“The older one we call Sue, the younger one we call Sue Echo.”

An auction?

ZさんはBさんを手伝った。

Bさん：「Zさん、優しいです、ありがとう。Thank you!」

Zさん： “四十”

Bさん：「。。。オークションじゃない。」

Pilot

There's some ginger.

Aさん：「あっ。残念、しょうがない。」

Zさん： “ショウガあるよ。”

Aさん：「。。。」