The Musician

Aさん：「I was talking to a friend of mine, and he is trying out for first chair oboe in the orchestra.」
Zさん："So... that's... Oboeの応募？"
Aさん：「。。。」

Squid

Aさん：「I am going to have fried squid legs for dinner. Care to join me?」
Zさん："I guess so."
Aさん：「僕もげそを愛するよ！食べましょう！」

JLPT 2022

Zさん："Registration for JPLT N3 starts Monday! I plan to sign up. How about you?"
Aさん：「um... I'm Japanese.」
Zさん："Oh right, Japanese people are registered automatically."
Aさん：「。。。？」

The Truth about Origami

Zさん："Dude. I just learned: Japanese people use the same kanji in the word for broken bones (骨折) as they do for the art form origami (折り紙). Folding your bones artistically? That is dark!" 
Aさん：「Perhaps. But it is also quite the effective mnemonic device. You're never going to forget that.」
Zさん："Touche... but not my bones..."