Interplanetary Termites

Zさん："Why did all of Earth's termites go to Jupiter?"
Aさん：「I don't know, why?」
Zさん："Because Jupiter is もくせい。"

Mr. Willis

Bさん：「コロナウィルスはとても怖いですね。」
Yさん：「そうですようね。みんなさんは心配しているね。」

Zさん："I didn't know Bruce Willis had a brother, but apparently he does, and everyone is scared to death of him."

Abacus

Zさん："Did you know, I got a new abacus?"
Aさん：「Well, did you know I have a hexadecimal abacus.」
Zさん："Well, I have a configurable base-N abacus."
Aさん：「Well, I have a logarithmic abacus.」
Zさん："I have a 256-bit encrypted abacus."
Aさん：「I have a blockchain abacus.」
Zさん："I have a 2-D abacus."
Aさん：「I have a 3-D abacus.」
Zさん："I have a configurable N-dimensional abacus."

Bさん：「I have an abacus with a smiley face sticker and an extra wire for slightly higher numbers!」

Zさん："..."
Aさん：「。。。」

Bさん：「Abacus snobs...」


Math Fans, Happy Pi Day.  For everybody else, 「ハッピー・ホワイト・デー」

Harry Potter and the Delicious Groceries

Zさん："Hi Harry!"
H. Potter: "Hi Z, great to see you! Wow, that's a lot of groceries you have there."
Zさん："Yeah it is. Hey, would you mind carrying them in your ふくろ？"
H. Potter: "No, not at all! ... Hey! Hedwig!"

Hedwig swoops in and eats all the food.