This blog is one gaijin's attempt to learn Japanese through mnemonics, puns, and general linguistic absurdity.

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Friday, November 11, 2016

料理

Bさん:「What a lovely dinner!  Thank you for cooking for me.」
Zさん:"Well... you know... I'm not really a very good cook..."
Bさん:「Oh, you!」
Zさん:"... お湯さえ沸かせない。"
Bさん:「... what an endearing combination of false modesty and bad puns...」

Friday, November 4, 2016

Binge Watching

Zさん:"Whatcha doin'?"
Aさん:「Binge watching Hitchcock movies.  Currently watching 'Psycho'.」
Zさん:"That's a classic! それだいすき!'Psycho'は最高!"
Aさん:「... a valid if pointless tautology.」