Schedule

Zさん："Watch out! Our boss, Ms. Smith, is pissed because our team missed the deadline."
Cさん：「締め切り。。。」
Zさん："Not just Lee, she may kill all of us!"
Cさん：「？」

Particle Man

先生：「... and as we know, through the use of the Large Hadron Collider, scientists proved the existence of the Higgs Boson Particle.  Now, would someone please explain the function of the Higgs Boson, as arguably the most important particle... Mr. Z?」
Zさん："Um... 私 Higgs Boson Mr. Z です。"
先生：「Once again, Mr. Z, you are as insightful as you are reverent.」

Is There Anything They Can't Do?

[Skype]

Zさん："Aさん！久しぶり！How's life in Japan?"
Aさん：「Great! But the weather is changing. Spring was beautiful and refreshing, but summer...」
Zさん："どう？夏？"

ミスタースパーコル："Mmm... Donuts..."

Zさん："Classic!"

Claw

Aさん：「That Japanese actor is on all the TV talk shows recently.」
Zさん："Yeah, he's the latest end of the eagle's foot."
Aさん：「... end ... of ...?」
Zさん："Talon Toe"
Aさん：「... Rest assured, one does not become a talon toe by creating extremely lame puns.」