野球選手の名前

Xさん：「... yeah, so since my wife and I are just too busy with work these days, we will have to hire someone to watch the kids. You know, a nanny.」
Zさん："A what."
Xさん：「A nanny.」
Zさん："A what."
Xさん：「A nanny.」
Zさん："A what."
Xさん：「I ... don't ... 」
Zさん："Third Base."

If Japanese People Had Invented Hexadecimal

零、カ九一カウ五四零

零、零五オ三九零イア

零、六二エ七八七オ五

零、イ零六一九エア七

零、四ウ三二ア八五オ

Layover

Aさん：「How is planning for your trip going?」
Zさん："Ok. The only flight I could get was with a layover in Boston.  What is the name of the airport there?"
Aさん：「Logan.」
Zさん："... as in the pilots are old and have bad eye sight? That does not fill me with confidence."

Zurui Onna?

Zさん："Hi, I'm Z. And you are...?"
女："My name is Sharon Quimby, but my friends call me 'Sharon Q'."
Zさん："... Bye bye, Arigatou, Sayonara!"
女："Either you are really old, or that is like the worst pick-up line ever."
Zさん："It's both."