Friday, August 28, 2020

Harley-Davidson

Zさん:"What do you call it when a biker dude rides his Harley through a quiet residential neighborhood?"
Aさん:「I don't know, what?」
Zさん:"ウルサイクル。"

Friday, August 21, 2020

Wheel Of Fortune

テレビ:"Welcome to Wheel Of Fortune! ... and here is our host... Pat Sajak!"

Zさん:"... I dunno... I think he's really more of a Pat 優しい。"

Friday, August 14, 2020

Hungry Bears

Zさん:"I've got a riddle for you."
Aさん:「Shoot.」
Zさん:"If a grizzly bear has no teeth, how does it get nutrition?"
Aさん:「I don't know.」
Zさん:"魚 fish"
Aさん:「...? oooooh... I get it... clever.」

Friday, August 7, 2020

Beloved Disney Character?

Zさん:"What do you call an alligator that can compact garbage and has a collection of kitschy stuff?"
Aさん:「I don't know, what?」
Zさん:"W...a...n...i..."