This blog is one gaijin's attempt to learn Japanese through mnemonics, puns, and general linguistic absurdity.

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Saturday, February 23, 2019


Zさん:"Wanna hear a joke?"
Aさん:「Yes, but I doubt you could supply one...」
Zさん:"... anyway... what is Cinderella's favorite song?"
Aさん:「I don't know.」
Aさん:「... ha! and her love interest is Prince ジャニー。」

Thursday, February 14, 2019

Happy Valentine's Day

テレビ:"Every Kiss begins with Kay!"

Zさん:"Every kiss begins with 「エ」"
Zさん:"Well it does."
Bさん:「Some people are hopeless romantics.  You're just hopeless.」

Friday, February 8, 2019

The Buzz

Zさん:”Hey look, a bee hive! ... so what is Japanese word for ‘bee’ anyway?”
Aさん:「ハチ、just like the number 8. That’s because bees communicate with each other by dancing in a figure-eight pattern. Pretty cool, huh?」
Zさん:"I guess, but 無限大 would be even cooler.”

Friday, February 1, 2019

Name That Season

Zさん:"There was a blizzard last night! We're snowed in!"
Aさん:「Aw, nuts!」
Zさん:"... or more accurately, 'Aw, 冬!' "