Birthday Wishes

Zさん："てんじょうび・おめでとう！"

Aさん：「？。。。ゆか・ございます！」

Friends

Zさん："Remember that TV show from the late '90s Friends? There was a gay character Susan who was married to another character Carol. It is really rather surprising, for those days, to have such prominent homosexual characters."
Aさん：「スゲエー。」
Zさん："Carol was too."

変な注文

ウェイトレス："... so what can I get you?"
Zさん："I'll have 2 eggs scrambled and some bacon."
ウェイトレス："and for you?"
Aさん：「目玉やき。」
Zさん："Grilled eye ball? Ew, what is wrong with you?"
Aさん：「。。。」

Opportunity

Aさん：「In Chinese, there is a word that means both crisis and opportunity.」
Zさん："In Japanese, there is a word that means both opportunity and machine."
Aさん：「... what? ...」