Rhino on a Bike

Zさん："What do you say if you see a rhinoceros riding towards you on a motorcycle?"
Aさん：「I don't know, what?」
Zさん："サイ来る！" 

ごちそう

Zさん："ピザ好きですか？"
Aさん：「大好きよ。四六時中食べてる。」
Zさん："Oh My God! You've been eating pizza for 46 hours straight? Dude, think of your health!" 

This Is Not A Haiku

英語では
俳句全然
できません

美味しくてリラックス

Zさん："What do you call it if you sit around doing nothing except eating cashews and almonds?"

Aさん：「I don't know, what?」

Zさん："ナッツ休み.。"