On Sale

Zさん："Hey, I heard Kinokuniya is having a BOGO textbook sale.  Wanna go?"
Cさん：「... but I am ... native Japanese speaker.」

Scary Story

Zさん："... and the old man entered the dilapidated, creepy house.  That it was scary would be an understatement.  A loose floorboard creaked under his footstep.  Cobwebs hung from every corner.  Bats squeaked off in the distance ... and then ... the old man lived a long time, his health slowly decreasing over several decades ... dan! dan! dan!"

Aさん：「。。。ダン」

Singer

Zさん："お仕事はなんですか？"

Bさん：「歌手です。」

Zさん："So do they pay you in ... heh heh ... キャッシュ?"

Bさん：「No.  Cashews.」

Behold

Zさん："Why is 美しい such an ugly-sounding word?"

Everything's Fine

Aさん：「What would you think if I were to say, everything's fine?」
Bさん：「I don't know, what?」
Cさん：「知らない。」