Friday, June 30, 2017

On Sale

Zさん:"Hey, I heard Kinokuniya is having a BOGO textbook sale.  Wanna go?"
Cさん:「... but I am ... native Japanese speaker.」

Saturday, June 24, 2017

Scary Story

Zさん:"... and the old man entered the dilapidated, creepy house.  That it was scary would be an understatement.  A loose floorboard creaked under his footstep.  Cobwebs hung from every corner.  Bats squeaked off in the distance ... and then ... the old man lived a long time, his health slowly decreasing over several decades ... dan! dan! dan!"

Friday, June 16, 2017


Zさん:"So do they pay you in ... heh heh ... キャッシュ?"
Bさん:「No.  Cashews.」

Friday, June 9, 2017


Zさん:"Why is 美しい such an ugly-sounding word?"

Saturday, June 3, 2017

Everything's Fine

Aさん:「What would you think if I were to say, everything's fine?」
Bさん:「I don't know, what?」