Friday, November 30, 2018

Meet Up

Zさん:"パコさん!Hola! Que pasa?"
パコさん:"Sorry, holmes, no time to chat.  I'm running to meet up with my ese."
Zさん:"You'll need to go at least 7, maybe 8 km/s to maintain orbit."

Friday, November 23, 2018


Bさん:「Look at that boa constrictor!  It's huge!  It must weigh over 300 pounds.」
Bさん:「。。。Oh you and your tautologies。」

Friday, November 16, 2018

Set Your Alarm Clock

Zさん:"Psst, Aさん, I zoned out on that.  Why are we closing the chickens?"
Aさん: 「😅。。。」

Friday, November 9, 2018


Zさん:”Would you like to hear one of my classic jokes?”
Aさん:「No, but I have a feeling you will tell me anyway.」
Zさん:"What is Quark’s mother’s favorite beverage?”
Aさん:「I don’t know.」
Aさん:「Very clever... ヒューマン。」

Friday, November 2, 2018

Strawberry Festival

Aさん:「Wow, this Strawberry Festival is really cool.」
Zさん:"I agree. Hey, it looks like the strawberry eating contest is about to start."
Zさん:"Shhh! That's my PIN number."