This blog is one gaijin's attempt to learn Japanese through mnemonics, puns, and general linguistic absurdity.
Looking for Fractalsmith Games? Sorry, but Ed Siewert, the creative force behind Fractalsmith, has decided to focus his efforts on making cheesy Japanese puns instead of cheesy computer games.
Friday, July 28, 2017
Zさん："How's your cat doing?"
Aさん：「Good. I recently took him to the vet to get his shots. You know, I had forgotten my cat's age. I thought he was 3 years old, but I wasn't sure. So I asked the vet to check the cat's records, and sure enough, the cat is 3!」
Aさん：「Yes... and the vet is third generation American.」
Friday, July 21, 2017
Aさん：「ありがとうございます！ Glad you could make it, how was the drive over?」
Zさん："Couldn't tell you. I took the bus."
Zさん："You know, I honestly do enjoy riding on the bus. It's great. Put it this way... ハッピー、バスで"
Aさん：「。。。I really hope that pun wasn't my present.」
Thursday, July 13, 2017
Saturday, July 8, 2017
Bさん：「Guess what I made for dinner? Steamed broccoli, cauliflower, zucchini, carrots, and brussel sprouts!」
Zさん："... You know... you look forward to dinner ... hoping for something delicious ... and you look down at your plate and see a big pile of vegetables, and well ... ya sigh."
Bさん：「... just eat your food, funny man ...」