Saturday, May 28, 2022

Forward

<Aさん and Zさん are emailing>

Aさん:「Thanks for your help, please forward this email to Cさん。I do not have his email address.」
Zさん:"No problem. Fun Fact: the Japanese phrase Tenso means to Forward email."
Aさん:「... thanks Guinan, I'll have a Synthehol.」

Friday, May 13, 2022

Adjacent Over What?

Zさん:"When two regular people date, that's called 交際。When two mathematicians date, that's called コサイン。"

Saturday, May 7, 2022

Otter

Zさん:"What do you call it when an otter lies about its skin?"
Aさん:「I don't know, what?」
Zさん:"カワウソの皮嘘。"
Aさん:「。。。かわうそつけー。」