億千万

Zさん："Sometimes in American high schools and colleges, Japanese language instructors say that the measure of the ability to read the Japanese language, is the aptitude for reading 日本の新聞。I respectfully disagree.  In my opinion, a more accurate measure of the ability to read the Japanese language, is the aptitude for reading カラオケ・スクリーン。Seriously.  Especially after a few ビール"

ファン

Zさん："Hey Bさん, what's new?"
Bさん：「I have big news.  You know how I have always been an artistic person.  Well, I recently started my own company to design and sell traditional Japanese hand fans.」
Zさん："That makes センス."
Bさん：「Yes! Exactly!」

メカニック

Cさん：「So... my car... is ok?」
メカニック:"Mostly.  I changed your oil and filter, topped off the other fluids, checked the breaks and transmission, and they are all fine.  The only problem is, you need a new muffler."
Cさん：「My car... needs... a scarf?」

大城 ガクト

Bさん：「J-POP 好きですか？」
Yさん：「勿論」
Bさん：「どちの歌手一番好きですか？」
Yさん：「Gackt!」

ミスタースパーコル："Mmmm... gackt..."

Lt. Worf: "It's gagh, not gackt. You say such things without honor!"