This blog is one gaijin's attempt to learn Japanese through mnemonics, puns, and general linguistic absurdity.
Looking for Fractalsmith Games? Sorry, but Ed Siewert, the creative force behind Fractalsmith, has decided to focus his efforts on making cheesy Japanese puns instead of cheesy computer games.
Friday, May 27, 2016
Friday, May 20, 2016
Friday, May 13, 2016
アナウンサー：「... and here we are for the championship of the Iron Chef tournament. Let's meet our two contestants: カッコイさん and 怒りさん。」
カッコイ：「May the best chef win.」
アナウンサー：「All that is left is to reveal the secret ingredient... and that is... Soy Sauce!」
怒り：「Ha! I'll show you 醤油 優勝!」
Friday, May 6, 2016
Aさん：「Hey, Zさん, can you help me move?」
Zさん："Oh, gee, I'd like to, but I'm busy. You see, um, I met Brent Spiner the other day. You know, Commander Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation. And he invited me to go to an exclusive ramen restaurant, that serves the best ramen in the world, and the only reservation we could get was for today, so..."
Aさん：「Data? Ramen? でたらめをいう。。。」
Zさん："...Ok... I'll help you move."