El Barto

Homer: "Bart! Did you pour out all my beer? Why you little..."
Bart: "Don't have a cow, man!"
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Zさん："Wow, talk about losing face..."

万一

Bさん：「I saw the craziest video on YouTube. This golfer made a hole-in-one shot on a par 5 hole! 万一！」
Zさん："I don't know about the term 万一。Literally one out of ten thousand. That is not that rare."
Aさん：「I agree. English is a little better with the phrase "One in a million", but still not great.」
Bさん：「Guys... you are missing the point...」
Zさん："I think a better phrase would be 億一。"
Aさん：「Or even better 兆一。」
Bさん：「If you ask me, the chances you guys will be pedantic in conversation are 一一。」

Double Take and Call Me in the Morning

[At a Hospital]

Zさん："Hi, I'm Mr. Z, and I'm not feeling well."
看護師：「Ok, Mr. Z, over here is Doctor Joe. Show Joe the symptoms.」
Zさん："... is the seemingly unnecessary redundancy due to Covid-19 concerns?"

A Table For Some Reason

Zさん："So what's the deal with the kanji 「卓」? It's like someone had a car, one of the wheels broke, so they made it into a table for some reason"