"There's Some Ginger." This blog is one gaijin's attempt to learn Japanese through mnemonics, puns, and general linguistic absurdity.

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Friday, September 28, 2018

When and Where

Aさん:「So, which direction do we go?」
Aさん:「And when do we leave?」
Aさん:「... you're not helping.」

Thursday, September 20, 2018


Zさん:"Ok, so I understand where the Yokosuka Line goes, and I understand where the Tokaido Line goes, but where does the Yamanote Line go?”
Aさん:「Around Tokyo. Think of it as the “circle line”」
Zさん:”Heh heh...”

Thursday, September 13, 2018


Zさん:"Ok, so, let me see if I understand this. Endō is the name of the wrestler. Ikimasu is the verb ‘to go’, and, oh!, the imperative form of ikimasu is ‘ike’. Likewise the verb ganbaremasu means ‘to do one’s best’, and the imperative form of that is ‘ganbare’. So altogether, that would be, Mr. Endō, go and go and do your best!”
Aさん:「... you’re not a sports guy are you?」

Saturday, September 8, 2018

Small Animals

Aさん:「The counter for small animals is 匹。」
Zさん:”So is the counter for hickeys ‘small animal’?”
Aさん:「... what?」