Friday, July 29, 2016

音楽

Zさん:"Hey Ken! Hi Kay! ひさしぶり! How have you guys been?"
Ken:"Actually we started a musical duo! I play guitar, Kay plays piano, and we both sing."
Kay:"That's right.  We call ourselves the 'Kay-Ken Experience'."
Zさん:"So... けいけん...けいけん?"

Friday, July 22, 2016

Document

Aさん:「Hey, Zさん, I just received a document containing the second quarter financial statement. You know Louie Tanaka in accounting, right? Do me a favor and show Louie the document.」
Zさん:"Sho lui is the document."
Aさん:「。。。」
Zさん:"Well it is."

Friday, July 15, 2016

News

Zさん:"Have you heard? Our friend Kisha-chan got a job at a newspaper.  Kisha is literally a reporter!"
Aさん:「Of course kisha is literally a reporter.」
Zさん:"What?"
Aさん:「What? 」


Friday, July 8, 2016

Taste

Aさん:「What are you cooking?」
Zさん:"Well, first I created a soup of pickles, sauerkraut, and うめぼし.  Then I poured that soup into a pie shell and baked it.  I call the whole thing Soup Pie."
Aさん:「...Yes... yes it is.」


Friday, July 1, 2016

Maintenance

Zさん:"ね、ね、Why don't Japanese people worry about their machines breaking down?"
Aさん:「I don't know, why?」
Zさん:"Because maintenance is いじ!"
Aさん:「ばか。。。つまんない。」
Zさん:"いじ。。。わる。"