Friday, August 31, 2018


Zさん:“That’s a cool hat. Where did you get it?”
Zさん:“No, I know what to do with a hat, I’m asking where you got it.”

Friday, August 24, 2018


Zさん:"I read that recently scientists performed an experiment, and they successfully used an enzyme to change type A, B, and AB blood into type O." *
Aさん:「Wow! That's incredible!」
Zさん:"Yeah, and in a related experiment they were able to turn Pisces, Tauri, and Gemini into Leos."

*Seriously! Click here.

Friday, August 17, 2018

Muppets Take Tokyo

Piggy: “Oh, Kermie, that show was so much fun! And it’s still early! Maybe we could get something to eat, or I guess we could go home...”
Kermit : “... um, Piggy, well, ... 帰るよ。”
Fozzie : “... 熊よ。ワカワカ!”

Friday, August 10, 2018


Zさん:"... so, I overhear this conversation two other people are having, and out of the blue, one of them says, '... and by the way, I am LGBT'."
Cさん:「... so... N5?... N4?」

Friday, August 3, 2018


Zさん:"The kanji in 酔わす makes me smile.  Apparently drinking 89 bottles of sake is ok, but 90 qualifies as drunk.  Well, I guess the line had to be drawn somewhere."