Mr. Mendo

Aさん：「Eくん、食器を洗ってごらん。」
Eくん：「だって、面倒くさいんだもん。」
Zさん："Who is this Mendo character, and why is he so stinky?"

The Rice Fugue

Zさん："What famous musician wrote 'The Rice Fugue'?"
Aさん：「I don't know, who?」
Zさん："ご飯セバスチャン・バッハ"

Hi エド

Aさん：「Hi, my name is A.」
Edさん："Hi A, my name is Ed."
Aさん：「So I guess Japanese people call you エド。」
Edさん："Yeah, except in texting I get しるし sometimes。"
Aさん：「... it's no <3 or o_O, but still mildly clever.」

トトロ

Zさん："Why did Tokyo guided tours stop showing 'My Neighbor Totoro'?"
Aさん：「I don't know, why?」
Zさん："Because Neko Bus ate Hato Bus."