Niece

Aさん：「Who was that on the phone?」
Zさん："My niece.  She is going to some new tavern that is only for nieces.  She is going to a 姪子バー。
Aさん：「... Yeah... that's... not... what... that... is...」

A Particular Vegetable

Aさん：「Hey, you must be the new guy.  I'm A, and these are X and Z.」
Tom："Nice to meet you. My name is Tom Aneggi."
Aさん：「*snicker* So, can I put you in a salad, or maybe in French soup.」
Xさん：「Or, could I deep fry rings of you, or maybe saute you over a steak.」
Tom："Yeah, yeah, I've heard them all before."
Zさん："Oh, oh... I got one. If I cut you, will I cry?"
Aさん：「。。。Dude, don't be weird。」
Tom："... It's actually pretty clever..."

NCAA Basketball

Zさん："It's that time of year, March Madness!"
Aさん：「You know it!  I have my bracket all set up.  This year I have Villanova to go all the way.」
Zさん："Hey, me too! Go 'Nova!"

Cさん：「三月？狂気？ブラケット？。。。ナ・ニ・ソ・レ？ 」

Return of the Jedi

トルーパー："Lord Vader, sorry to interrupt your... fight with your son..., but the shield around the Death Star has been turned off.  It appears that a bunch of furry stone age beings on Endor somehow over-powered our imperial troops."
ダース・ベイダー："<mechanical respiration> So... 言い訳はEwok, eh?"
トルーパー："... my lord?"
ダース・ベイダー："Soon, you will appreciate the humor, of the dark side..."

薬

Aさん：「あっ！だめじゃん！おばあちゃんは薬を飲むのを忘れちゃった！」
Zさん："You know, I never quite understood why Japanese people use the verb 'to drink' to describe ingesting medicine in pill form.  It doesn't make sense to me."
Aさん：「Is English that much better, i.e. to 'take' medicine.  What, like to prom?」
Zさん："... ha!... that's a funny mental image... an aspirin in a formal gown."
Aさん：「。。。well, if you'll excuse me, I have to get my grandma to drink a pill.」