Friday, December 7, 2018

Petting Zoo

Zさん:“This place is bizarre! None of the animals have genders! Gender-less ponies, gender-less pigs, gender-less goats, even this chicken! 変かな!”
Aさん:「ルースターかな。。。」
Zさん:“... Exactly!”

Friday, November 30, 2018

Meet Up

Zさん:"パコさん!Hola! Que pasa?"
パコさん:"Sorry, holmes, no time to chat.  I'm running to meet up with my ese."
Zさん:"You'll need to go at least 7, maybe 8 km/s to maintain orbit."

Friday, November 23, 2018

動物園

Bさん:「Look at that boa constrictor!  It's huge!  It must weigh over 300 pounds.」
Zさん:"全てのへびはへび。"
Bさん:「。。。Oh you and your tautologies。」

Friday, November 16, 2018

Set Your Alarm Clock

社長:「最近、毎朝、会社員は会社に行くのは遅いです。フレックスタイムじゃない!間に合え!これから、取り締まり!」
Zさん:"Psst, Aさん, I zoned out on that.  Why are we closing the chickens?"
Aさん: 「😅。。。」

Friday, November 9, 2018

Lobes

Zさん:”Would you like to hear one of my classic jokes?”
Aさん:「No, but I have a feeling you will tell me anyway.」
Zさん:"What is Quark’s mother’s favorite beverage?”
Aさん:「I don’t know.」
Zさん:"ムーギ茶”
Aさん:「Very clever... ヒューマン。」

Friday, November 2, 2018

Strawberry Festival

Aさん:「Wow, this Strawberry Festival is really cool.」
Zさん:"I agree. Hey, it looks like the strawberry eating contest is about to start."
Aさん:「そうですね。急にイチゴを食べるよ。」
Zさん:"Shhh! That's my PIN number."

Friday, October 26, 2018

ゴミ箱

Aさん:「Ugh! The trash can is overflowing! Someone needs to take it out!」
Cさん:「Not me.」
Zさん:”Me neither!”
Aさん:「じゃ、くじを引きましょう。」
Zさん:”9 o’clock? We gotta handle this now!”
Aさん:「。。。」
Cさん:「。。。」