Friday, March 3, 2017


Aさん:「Ah! Nothing like hot, fresh green tea.」
Zさん:"So, you're drinking your お茶 in a big coffee mug?"
Aさん:「Sure, what would you drink お茶 out of?"
Zさん:"Well,  you know me..."

Saturday, February 25, 2017


Zさん:"Hey, let's get takeout tonight for dinner.  Are you craving anything in particular?  Chinese? American? Italian?"
Aさん:「How about Cuban?」
Zさん:"... so... the ninth restaurant?"

Friday, February 17, 2017


Zさん:"Wow, that must have been the best sushi I've ever eaten."
Aさん:「Hey, didn't I tell you the sushi at this restaurant is delicious?」
Zさん:"Absolutely.  I must say... the horse won."
Aさん:「... horse? ... won?」

Saturday, February 11, 2017


Aさん:「Hey, did you do laundry?」
Aさん:「。。。the Colonel's chicken with 11 herbs and spices may be delicious, but hardly able to clean clothes.」

Friday, February 3, 2017


Zさん:"ね、ね、I have a riddle for you."
Bさん:「Sounds like fun, what is it?」
Zさん:"What do you call it when a rabbit and an eel wear jackets?"
Bさん:「I don't know, what do you call it when a rabbit and an eel wear jackets?」
Bさん:「That's so cute, especially considering rabbits and eels have neither the necessity nor the capacity to wear jackets, and furthermore they would look absurd doing so.」
Zさん:"... I was going for the random wordplay, but sure ..."

Friday, January 27, 2017

Shopping List

Zさん:"Hey, I'm heading to the supermarket, need anything?"

Saturday, January 14, 2017

The Dos of the Deities

Zさん:"ね、ね、I have a riddle for you."
Aさん:「Ok, shoot.」
Zさん:"What do you call the hair of the paper god?"
Aさん:「I don't know, what do you call the hair of the paper god?」
Aさん:「... I would find that humorous if it weren't for the borderline Shinto blasphemy.」