Friday, November 9, 2018

Lobes

Zさん:”Would you like to hear one of my classic jokes?”
Aさん:「No, but I have a feeling you will tell me anyway.」
Zさん:"What is Quark’s mother’s favorite beverage?”
Aさん:「I don’t know.」
Zさん:"ムーギ茶”
Aさん:「Very clever... ヒューマン。」

Friday, November 2, 2018

Strawberry Festival

Aさん:「Wow, this Strawberry Festival is really cool.」
Zさん:"I agree. Hey, it looks like the strawberry eating contest is about to start."
Aさん:「そうですね。急にイチゴを食べるよ。」
Zさん:"Shhh! That's my PIN number."

Friday, October 26, 2018

ゴミ箱

Aさん:「Ugh! The trash can is overflowing! Someone needs to take it out!」
Cさん:「Not me.」
Zさん:”Me neither!”
Aさん:「じゃ、くじを引きましょう。」
Zさん:”9 o’clock? We gotta handle this now!”
Aさん:「。。。」
Cさん:「。。。」

Friday, October 19, 2018

運転席

Zさん:"Here's my car, over here."
Cさん:「キャムリーですか?」
Zさん:"Yup, what do you drive?"
Cさん:「ビーエム。」
Zさん:"<snicker> So is your auto mechanic Mr. Unkoski?"
Aさん:「。。。Seriously? Low brow? I thought we were better than that.」
Zさん:"Apparently not"

Friday, October 12, 2018

インド料理

Zさん:"This restaurant is great, I love Indian food."
Aさん:「Yeah! I do too.」
Zさん:"So... heh heh。。。これはナンですか?"
Aさん:「違う。イツです。」
Zさん:"ハッ。"

Friday, October 5, 2018

One Does Not Say That

Cさん:「お手洗いはどちらですか?」
Zさん:"そちらである。」
Cさん:「おーーー。You should not say "である"」
Zさん:"So it's a dirty word, huh? Ok, but just between us, what does it mean?"
Cさん:「... um ... "be" ... 」

Friday, September 28, 2018

When and Where

Aさん:「So, which direction do we go?」
Zさん:"もうすぐ。"
Aさん:「And when do we leave?」
Zさん:"まっすぐ。"
Aさん:「... you're not helping.」