Saturday, November 18, 2017


Zさん:"Save us?"
Zさん:"Save (my) ass?"
Zさん:"Oh! Save (the) earth!  Why didn't you say so?"

Friday, November 10, 2017

Pirates and Stuff

Bさん:「What are you watching?」
Zさん:"One Piece."
Bさん:「... so... what, like ふじんふく?」
Zさん:"No, it's an アニメ show about pirates and stuff."
Bさん:「... I'd rather watch ふじんふく...」

Saturday, November 4, 2017

Flower Garden

Zさん:"Bさん、what happened to your flower garden?"
Bさん:「Oh no! It's ruined! Dくん、did you trample my flower garden? You are in hot water mister!」
Dくん:「湯 is hot water.」
Zさん:"... well, he's got you there."

Friday, October 27, 2017


Bさん:「Everything on the menu at this restaurant looks great.  Let's start with an appetizer.  Craving anything in particular?」
Bさん:「。。。I've heard of people wearing those on their tummies for warmth, but I don't think eating one would have the same effect.」

Friday, October 20, 2017


Zさん:"元気だよ。Bさん, this is my friend, Tatsu.  He works for クロネコヤマト。"
Bさん:「Hi, Tatsu.」
Tatsuさん:「Yes, exactly.」

Friday, October 13, 2017

At the Carnival

Zさん:"Hey, I'm getting hungry.  Let's stop somewhere to get a bite to eat."
Aさん:「Yeah, I agree.  アメリカンドッグを食べたい。」
Zさん:"Wait... what?!? You mean like a golden retriever or a beagle?  What is wrong with you, that's evil!"
Aさん:「... 『 アメリカンドッグ』means 'corn dog'.」
Zさん:"... oh... yeah... I knew that... corn dogs are evil, what with the cholesterol and all..."

Saturday, October 7, 2017

Mt. Fuji

Zさん:"You know, as much as Japanese people revere Mt Fuji, you would think they would use the term 富士様."
Bさん:「。。。whatever you say, Z三。」