Friday, July 21, 2017

誕生日のライド

Zさん:"誕生日おめでとう!"
Aさん:「ありがとうございます! Glad you could make it, how was the drive over?」
Zさん:"Couldn't tell you.  I took the bus."
Aさん:「Really...」
Zさん:"You know, I honestly do enjoy riding on the bus.  It's great.  Put it this way... ハッピー、バスで"
Aさん:「。。。I really hope that pun wasn't my present.」

Thursday, July 13, 2017

Conversation

Baby Groot:"I am Groot."
いくらちゃん:「ハイ!」
Baby Groot:"I am Groot."
いくらちゃん:「ハイ!」
Baby Groot:"I am Groot."
いくらちゃん:「ハイ!」
Baby Groot:"We are Groot."
いくらちゃん:「ビャーブー!」

Zさん:"It's true what they say.  Groot minds think alike."

Saturday, July 8, 2017

夕食

Bさん:「Guess what I made for dinner?  Steamed broccoli, cauliflower, zucchini, carrots, and brussel sprouts!」
Zさん:"... You know... you look forward to dinner ... hoping for something delicious ... and you look down at your plate and see a big pile of vegetables, and well ... ya sigh."
Bさん:「... just eat your food, funny man ...」

Friday, June 30, 2017

On Sale

Zさん:"Hey, I heard Kinokuniya is having a BOGO textbook sale.  Wanna go?"
Cさん:「... but I am ... native Japanese speaker.」

Saturday, June 24, 2017

Scary Story

Zさん:"... and the old man entered the dilapidated, creepy house.  That it was scary would be an understatement.  A loose floorboard creaked under his footstep.  Cobwebs hung from every corner.  Bats squeaked off in the distance ... and then ... the old man lived a long time, his health slowly decreasing over several decades ... dan! dan! dan!"
Aさん:「。。。ダン」

Friday, June 16, 2017

Singer

Zさん:"お仕事はなんですか?"
Bさん:「歌手です。」
Zさん:"So do they pay you in ... heh heh ... キャッシュ?"
Bさん:「No.  Cashews.」

Friday, June 9, 2017

Behold

Zさん:"Why is 美しい such an ugly-sounding word?"