Friday, August 19, 2016

The Detective

Zさん:"You know detective Ken George?"
Aさん:「Sure, what about him?」
Zさん:"I heard that at the police station he has a large cage with a bulletin board inside it. On the bulletin board is a single post that simply has his initials on it.  Know what that means?"
Aさん:「。。。that would be 刑事のケージの掲示のKG。」

Friday, August 12, 2016

The Pitcher

Zさん:"You're a baseball fan, right?"
Aさん:「I am.」
Zさん:"Ever notice that after a pitcher throws the ball, as part of the follow-through, his leg swings forward, and the toe of his shoe slams into the pitcher's mound?"
Aさん:「I suppose.」
Zさん:"Is that why the Japanese word for pitcher is 投手?"
Aさん:「That's a bit of a stretch.」
Zさん:"Seventh inning?"

Friday, August 5, 2016

In the mail

Zさん:"Anything good in the mail?"
Zさん:"You mean that game show where contestants win money by saying as many words as possible that contain the letter 'Q'?"
Bさん:「。。。Say Q Show?。。。ばーか!」

Friday, July 29, 2016


Zさん:"Hey Ken! Hi Kay! ひさしぶり! How have you guys been?"
Ken:"Actually we started a musical duo! I play guitar, Kay plays piano, and we both sing."
Kay:"That's right.  We call ourselves the 'Kay-Ken Experience'."
Zさん:"So... けいけん...けいけん?"

Friday, July 22, 2016


Aさん:「Hey, Zさん, I just received a document containing the second quarter financial statement. You know Louie Tanaka in accounting, right? Do me a favor and show Louie the document.」
Zさん:"Sho lui is the document."
Zさん:"Well it is."

Friday, July 15, 2016


Zさん:"Have you heard? Our friend Kisha-chan got a job at a newspaper.  Kisha is literally a reporter!"
Aさん:「Of course kisha is literally a reporter.」
Aさん:「What? 」

Friday, July 8, 2016


Aさん:「What are you cooking?」
Zさん:"Well, first I created a soup of pickles, sauerkraut, and うめぼし.  Then I poured that soup into a pie shell and baked it.  I call the whole thing Soup Pie."
Aさん:「...Yes... yes it is.」