Friday, February 16, 2018

ファン

Zさん:"Hey Bさん, what's new?"
Bさん:「I have big news.  You know how I have always been an artistic person.  Well, I recently started my own company to design and sell traditional Japanese hand fans.」
Zさん:"That makes センス."
Bさん:「Yes! Exactly!」

Saturday, February 10, 2018

メカニック

Cさん:「So... my car... is ok?」
メカニック:"Mostly.  I changed your oil and filter, topped off the other fluids, checked the breaks and transmission, and they are all fine.  The only problem is, you need a new muffler."
Cさん:「My car... needs... a scarf?」

Friday, February 2, 2018

大城 ガクト

Bさん:「J-POP 好きですか?」
Yさん:「勿論」
Bさん:「どちの歌手一番好きですか?」
Yさん:「Gackt!」

ミスタースパーコル:"Mmmm... gackt..."

Lt. Worf: "It's gagh, not gackt. You say such things without honor!"

   

Saturday, January 27, 2018

One Hundred Thousand

Zさん:"ね、ね、I have a riddle for you."
Aさん:「Oh, here we go...」
Zさん:"What do you call a string of 100,000 characters?"
Aさん:「I don't know, what?」
Zさん:"十万字。"
Aさん:「Yeah, I didn't like that movie, but I still liked it better than your puns.」

Friday, January 19, 2018

結婚式

プリースト: "... and so, Xさん、Yさん、by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you, husband and wife, you may kiss the bride!"  
Xさん:「夢 indeed!」
Yさん:「Xさん。。。」

Zさん:" *sniff* Sappy puns at weddings always make me cry!"

Friday, January 12, 2018

Fly, Eagles, Fly!

Aさん:「ゴー・イーグルス!」
Zさん:"So, the Japanese phrase for football, American not soccer, is アメフト, and the Japanese phrase for 'It's raining' is あめふる。Very similar, right? Well, if you think about it, the financial juggernaut that is the National Football League definitely 'Makes it rain' for many wealthy investors.  Is that a coincidence?"
Aさん:「。。。ゴー・イーグルス!」

Friday, January 5, 2018

How about Friday?

Aさん:「来週、会いましょうか?」
Bさん:「月、火、水、木、忙しいです。金は?」

ミスタースパーコル:"Mmm... quinoa..."