This blog is one gaijin's attempt to learn Japanese through mnemonics, puns, and general linguistic absurdity.
Looking for Fractalsmith Games? Sorry, but Ed Siewert, the creative force behind Fractalsmith has decided to focus his efforts on making cheesy Japanese puns instead of cheesy computer games.
Thursday, December 28, 2017
Aさん：「OK, welcome to your first day on the job at Foot Locker. Let me explain what you say to customers when they enter the store. You greet them, then let them take a seat, then finally, ask them what shoe size they are.」
Zさん："So... size shoe は最終?"
Aさん：「... indeed, but in general, tautologies don't equate to sales. 」
Friday, December 22, 2017
Thursday, December 14, 2017
Steve Harvey: "John, there is one correct answer left up on the board, and your family has two strikes. If you get it right, your family wins. If not, the Jones family will have a chance to steal. Are you ready?"
John Smith: "Yes."
Steve Harvey: "Name a celebrity with the last name 'Allen'."
John Smith: "I'll go with Keegan. Keegan Allen."
Steve Harvey: "Ok... for the win... Show Me Keegan!"
Zさん："I didn't know Family Feud had an expiration date."