This blog is one gaijin's attempt to learn Japanese through mnemonics, puns, and general linguistic absurdity.

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Friday, January 27, 2017

Shopping List

Zさん:"Hey, I'm heading to the supermarket, need anything?"

Saturday, January 14, 2017

The Dos of the Deities

Zさん:"ね、ね、I have a riddle for you."
Aさん:「Ok, shoot.」
Zさん:"What do you call the hair of the paper god?"
Aさん:「I don't know, what do you call the hair of the paper god?」
Aさん:「... I would find that humorous if it weren't for the borderline Shinto blasphemy.」

Friday, January 6, 2017

Need A Break

Aさん and Zさん are driving in a car and it stops suddenly.

Zさん:"Whoa! The car in front of us stopped and we almost crashed into it.  Luckily, your car has those new computer sensors and could stop automatically."
Aさん:「Not exactly.  I just stepped on the breaks in time. 」
Zさん:"... no, I think the car stopped automatically. 車がとまる。"
Aさん:「I disagree.  私は車をとめる。」
Zさん:"You say とめる and I say とまる."
Aさん:「I say とめる and you say とまる.」