This blog is one gaijin's attempt to learn Japanese through mnemonics, puns, and general linguistic absurdity.
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Friday, January 27, 2017
Saturday, January 14, 2017
Zさん："ね、ね、I have a riddle for you."
Zさん："What do you call the hair of the paper god?"
Aさん：「I don't know, what do you call the hair of the paper god?」
Aさん：「... I would find that humorous if it weren't for the borderline Shinto blasphemy.」
Friday, January 6, 2017
Aさん and Zさん are driving in a car and it stops suddenly.
Zさん："Whoa! The car in front of us stopped and we almost crashed into it. Luckily, your car has those new computer sensors and could stop automatically."
Aさん：「Not exactly. I just stepped on the breaks in time. 」
Zさん："... no, I think the car stopped automatically. 車がとまる。"
Aさん：「I disagree. 私は車をとめる。」
Zさん："You say とめる and I say とまる."
Aさん：「I say とめる and you say とまる.」