Sleeping Similes

Zさん："おはようございます。”
Bさん：「おはよう。死んだようにねました。」
Zさん："...? You slept like you were dead? That seems a bit morbid."
Bさん：「Hmm. I never thought about it before, but that Japanese phrase could be considered a bit morbid. But it is more accurate that the English phrase 'slept like a baby'.  Babies wake up 5 or 6 times a night crying and screaming.」
Zさん："... true... true... but at the end of the day I think I'd rather be a baby than dead."
Bさん：「"Death has a dignity all its own."」
Zさん："Well, I guess we, with our respective similes, can agree to disagree."
Bさん：「... and neither babies nor the dead can do either.」