海

Zさん："すなつな。”
Aさん：「What?」
Zさん："すなつな。”

Aさん：「I don't understand。。。」

Zさん："Soon a tuna will jump out of the ocean and land on the beach..."

Aさん：「Ok。。。」

Zさん："...and then the tuna will become covered in sand, or 砂, making it a 砂ツナ."

Aさん：「。。。 I get it.  So, soon a tuna 砂ツナ！」

Zさん："Soon a tuna 砂ツナ！"

Aさん：「So。。。 soon a 砂ツナ食べるな。。。」
Zさん："Depending on the amount of 砂."

トマトを言う

Zさん："Aさん, you're a trivia buff, right? I have some trivia questions for you."
Aさん：「OK, shoot.」
Zさん："If you have a bunch of old junk you don't need, you put it in... what?"
Aさん：「Strage.」
Zさん："What do you call a large funnel-shaped twister storm?"
Aさん：「Tornad.」
Zさん："What is the capital of California?"
Aさん：「Sacrament. ... ah... I get it... very well, I have some trivia questions for you as well.  What do you call singing along to pre-recorded pop songs in a bar?」
Zさん："Carry Okee."
Aさん：「What do you call ritualistic Japanese suicide?」
Zさん："Harry Carry."
Aさん：「What do you call Japanese open-hand martial arts?」
Zさん："Ka Rah Tee... ok, ok, I see your point.  Touché."
Aさん：「Hmm, you know, I bet we'd both struggle with フランス語。」 

ミスター・スパーコル

社長：「景気はいいので、新しい従業員をやといます。」
Bさん：「よかったですね。」
...
Zさん："Mmm... ケーキ."
...
Aさん：「。。。ミスター・スパーコルみたい。」

R.P.S.

Aさん：「Hey, Zさん , glad you could make it!  I'd like to introduce you to some friends of mine.  This is Jonathon Smith, Kenneth Jones, and Charles Pawn.」
Zさん："Nice to meet you, ... Jon, Ken, ... Pawn."
Pawnさん："Nice to meet you too, 。。。あいこでしょ。"