トマトを言う

Zさん："Aさん, you're a trivia buff, right? I have some trivia questions for you."
Aさん：「OK, shoot.」
Zさん："If you have a bunch of old junk you don't need, you put it in... what?"
Aさん：「Strage.」
Zさん："What do you call a large funnel-shaped twister storm?"
Aさん：「Tornad.」
Zさん："What is the capital of California?"
Aさん：「Sacrament. ... ah... I get it... very well, I have some trivia questions for you as well.  What do you call singing along to pre-recorded pop songs in a bar?」
Zさん："Carry Okee."
Aさん：「What do you call ritualistic Japanese suicide?」
Zさん："Harry Carry."
Aさん：「What do you call Japanese open-hand martial arts?」
Zさん："Ka Rah Tee... ok, ok, I see your point.  Touché."
Aさん：「Hmm, you know, I bet we'd both struggle with フランス語。」