Butterfly

Zさん："Where do butterflies keep all their friends' email addresses?"
Aさん：「I don't know, where?」
Zさん："アドレス蝶。" 

Not

Zさん：“For the Japanese verb きます, the negative form is こない。Does that mean the negative form of できます is でこない？”

Judo

Zさん："So at the Olympics, how did team Japan do, as far as medals go?"
Cさん：「柔道。。。」
Zさん："So, 10 bronzes?"

 

Medals

Aさん：「What would it mean to you to win an Olympic medal?」
選手：「Well, I would be keen to win gold, and I'd begin to appreciate silver.」
Aさん：「What about bronze?」

ミスタースパーコル:"銅!"