Glasses

Zさん："I'm confused."
Aさん：「About what?」
Zさん："So... the Japanese word for 'wine glass' is ワイングラス, right?  But the Japanese word for 'glass window pane' is 窓ガラス. What gives?"
Aさん：「Well... just think of it this way: wine is グッド。」
Zさん："Huh... ok... I'll drink to that."

コーヒー

Zさん："Hey man, good to see you."
ロナルド："Same here.  So... where are we meeting the girls anyway?"
Zさん："喫茶店。"
ロナルド："Yeah, I am hoping to kiss-a-10 today."
Zさん："Alright, alright, settle down."

名前

Zさん："Hi, what's your name?"
女："Sue Becky."
Zさん："Um... ok... if you think you should tell me your name."

あきらか

Zさん："What does the Japanese word あきらか mean?"
Aさん：「Isn't it obvious?」
Zさん："... no it's not, that's why I'm asking."
Aさん：「...yes is it, I'm trying to tell you.」
Zさん："What?"
Aさん：「What?」
Zさん："Forget it."
Aさん：「... you'd have to learn it first.」