I'll Have the Mutton

ウェイター："What can I get for you, sir?"

Zさん："A ribeye cooked medium."
ウェイター："Very good, and you, sir?"

Cさん：「えーっと。rlack of rlam, please」

ウェイター："Yeah, my old computer lacked RAM too. You can probably buy a memory card instead of a new computer.”

Zさん："Heh heh heh. Random Access Mutton"

To The Nearest

Aさん：「... and so, the exact result of the calculation is 4.49, then we 四捨五入する。」

Zさん："... except that rounding 4.49 to the nearest integer is 4, not 5."

 

Giraffe Physiology

Zさん："I didn't know you worked here at the zoo!"

Aさん：「Yep, I am making a statue of a giraffe.」

Zさん："Cool! What is this large stone piece over here?"

Aさん：「That will become the neck. 首になる。」

Zさん："Oh... sorry to hear that... you were doing so well."

An Acquired Taste

Zさん：”That pasta you made was delicious. What’s your secret?”

Aさん：「にんにく」

Zさん：”What are you, a cannibal?”

Round Numbers

Zさん：”How do you say ellipsis in Japanese?”

Aさん：「十万一千十。」

Zさん：”… well said my man…”

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分かった？😉

Beyond The Meanings

Aさん：”In English, ‘cold’ means both illness & freezing. In Japanese, かぜ means both illness & wind. I wonder if there’s a third language that has a word that means both freezing & wind.”

Zさん：”Frind? No, wait, weezing!”

Quite a Dish

Zさん：”Hi, I’m Z, nice to meet you.”

Bさん：「I’m B, nice to meet you too.」

Zさん：”Are you, you know, single?”

Bさん：「未婚です。」

ミスタースパーコル:「Mmm みかん」

Zさん：”…”

Bさん：「。。。」