Eat at the Train Station

Aさん：「。。。赤ちゃんは食べられるのために、野菜を液化。」
Zさん："Wait, you turned vegetables into a train station? How have I not heard of this?"
ミスタスパーコル：「Mmm... train station...」

 

Pregnant

 Zさん：”The Japanese word for pregnancy is にんしん and the kanji for it is 妊娠。Really? Wouldn’t 人新 make more sense? As in New Person?”

Limit

Zさん："What is the Japanese word for 'limit'?"
Aさん：「制限。」
Zさん："What is the Japanese word for 'limit'?"
Aさん：「制限。」
Zさん："What is the Japanese word for 'limit'?"
Aさん：「。。。制限に達した！」
Zさん："..."

Unexpected 倍

Zさん："The kanji 旧 is interesting. It means ex-something, and is pronounced きゅう。I would expect it to be pronounced じゅうはち。" 

ハハ

Zさん：”Happy Mother’s Day!”

Bさん：「ハッ？」

Zさん：”今日はハハ”

Bさん：「Allow me to reiterate, ハッ？」

What's in a Name

Zさん："Hi 雪ちゃん, sweetie! How are you?"
雪さん：「We need to talk.」
Zさん："What's up?"
雪さん：「This relationship isn't working out, I think we should break up.」
Zさん："I see"
雪さん：「... the thing is, it's not you, it's me. Understand?」
Zさん："So what you are saying is, your name isn't ゆき, but rather, みき?"
雪さん：「。。。」

てs

Bさん：「ゴミいっぱい。捨ててください。」

Zさん：”That word has too many てs. We should throw one away.”

Bさん：「。。。」