Beyond The Meanings

Aさん：”In English, ‘cold’ means both illness & freezing. In Japanese, かぜ means both illness & wind. I wonder if there’s a third language that has a word that means both freezing & wind.”

Zさん：”Frind? No, wait, weezing!”

Quite a Dish

Zさん：”Hi, I’m Z, nice to meet you.”

Bさん：「I’m B, nice to meet you too.」

Zさん：”Are you, you know, single?”

Bさん：「未婚です。」

ミスタースパーコル:「Mmm みかん」

Zさん：”…”

Bさん：「。。。」

Absurd? Yes

Aさん：「シリツソンシリツソンシリツソン」

Zさん：”Can you translate that into English?”

Aさん：「Iil1!Iill!|Iil1!|Iil!li1|」

Smooch

テレビ：「新しいコンピュータ、新しいスマホ、新しいテレビ、バーゲンです！安いです！買いましょう！

キャンペーン中！」

Zさん：”So my Sweetie is going to drink bubbly wine then give me a smooch?”

Kumbaya

Zさん：”What would you call it if we sat in circle around a campfire with some Japanese people and sang Kumbaya?”

Aさん：「I don’t know.」

Zさん：”私たちフィーリー。”

GI Joe

Zさん：”Did you know that the reason GI Joe shouts out ‘Hyo Jo!’ is because that is Japanese word for ‘facial expression’ and Cobra Commander has no face?”

Aさん:「Does Cobra Commander shout バカ？」

Eat at the Train Station

Aさん：「。。。赤ちゃんは食べられるのために、野菜を液化。」
Zさん："Wait, you turned vegetables into a train station? How have I not heard of this?"
ミスタスパーコル：「Mmm... train station...」