Interplanetary Termites

Zさん："Why did all of Earth's termites go to Jupiter?"
Aさん：「I don't know, why?」
Zさん："Because Jupiter is もくせい。"

Mr. Willis

Bさん：「コロナウィルスはとても怖いですね。」
Yさん：「そうですようね。みんなさんは心配しているね。」

Zさん："I didn't know Bruce Willis had a brother, but apparently he does, and everyone is scared to death of him."

Abacus

Zさん："Did you know, I got a new abacus?"
Aさん：「Well, did you know I have a hexadecimal abacus.」
Zさん："Well, I have a configurable base-N abacus."
Aさん：「Well, I have a logarithmic abacus.」
Zさん："I have a 256-bit encrypted abacus."
Aさん：「I have a blockchain abacus.」
Zさん："I have a 2-D abacus."
Aさん：「I have a 3-D abacus.」
Zさん："I have a configurable N-dimensional abacus."

Bさん：「I have an abacus with a smiley face sticker and an extra wire for slightly higher numbers!」

Zさん："..."
Aさん：「。。。」

Bさん：「Abacus snobs...」


Math Fans, Happy Pi Day.  For everybody else, 「ハッピー・ホワイト・デー」

Harry Potter and the Delicious Groceries

Zさん："Hi Harry!"
H. Potter: "Hi Z, great to see you! Wow, that's a lot of groceries you have there."
Zさん："Yeah it is. Hey, would you mind carrying them in your ふくろ？"
H. Potter: "No, not at all! ... Hey! Hedwig!"

Hedwig swoops in and eats all the food.

Screwy

Zさん："Look at that woman over there."
Aさん：「What about her?」
Zさん："I've never seen anyone with full, thick, curly hair like that before. It's Super Curly."

ミスタースパーコル：「Mmm...  酸っぱいカレー。」

Zさん："I prefer うまみすきやき, but whatever."

Heck No

(Music plays over loud speakers.)

Bさん：「Oh! I love this song! パッヘルベルでしょう。大好き！」
Zさん："パ？ヘルベル？I dunno, I think I prefer the AC/DC version..."

Kids' Games Part II

Aさん：「ピザを10回速く言ってください。」

Zさん："ピザピザピザピザピザピザピザピザピザピザ。"

Aさん：「ピザを5回速く言ってください。」

Zさん："ピザピザピザピザピザ。"

Aさん：「ピザを3回速く言ってください。」

Zさん："ピザピザピザ。"

Aさん（肘をさす）：「 これは？」

Zさん："ひじ。"

Aさん：「。。。」