Spelling Bee

Spelling Bee

In America

Judge: "The word is 'heirloom'."

John: "Heirloom. H-E-I-R-L-O-O-M. Heirloom."

Judge: "That is correct."

日本

先生：「この言葉は『めざましとけ』。」

D君：「めざましとけ。め、ざ、ま、し、と、け。めざましとけ。」

先生：「正解です。」

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Zさん："The difficult part wasn't spelling it. It was knowing which alarm clock they meant."

We all have our roll in life

Aさん：「You're buying bread?」

Zさん："Yeah. Some people like Wonder or Pepperidge Farm, but I am more of a Sara Lee man."

課長：「僕も！」

Healthy Poems

Aさん：「Hey Zさん, this is my friend Eugene, he writes poems about health issues.」
Zさん："Hi Gene, hygiene 俳人。"
Aさん：「。。。okay, Sheldon」

  

Tautology Prerequisite

Zさん："Are you going to the Gun Show this weekend?"

Aさん：「Yep, but is it true that you need to bring a written application to get in?」

Zさん："Gun Showの願書？Don't worry, the second amendment does not specify tautology usage as a prerequisite for firearm ownership."

Talk to the Animals

Zさん：”Wow what a close horse race! A photo finish! Maybe horse 1 was victorious , maybe horse 7 was…”

Aさん：「I think horse 1 won.」

Zさん：”… um…犬ワンワン、馬ヒヒーン。”

Blizzard

Zさん："Hey, I'm writing an email, and I need to underline some text. How do I do that?"
Aさん：「Hold down the Ctrl Key and press "U". Or in other words... Control U-key」

Zさん："... what, like I'm Storm from X-Men?" 

010

Zさん："I have been thinking about word 横転。I means to overturn, and it sounds like the English number 010. And get this... if you overturn 010, it is still... 010."

Aさん：「... mind blown, dude.」