Skills

Aさん：「So I noticed you haven’t practiced your guitar lately.」

Zさん：”Yeah I’m just so busy.”

Aさん：「You have to hone your skills! And you know what the opposite of hone is?」

Zさん：”umm… にせ”

Aさん：「。。。本物のことです」

Trade

Aさん：「I have been going to a Stock trading web site recently. One stock I have been following seems to have peaked, and the price will probably head down.」
Cさん：「やばいやばい！」

Zさん："Actually, in this situation, ya sell, ya sell."

Cさん：「?」

Aさん：「。。。」

Spelling Bee

Spelling Bee

In America

Judge: "The word is 'heirloom'."

John: "Heirloom. H-E-I-R-L-O-O-M. Heirloom."

Judge: "That is correct."

日本

先生：「この言葉は『めざましとけ』。」

D君：「めざましとけ。め、ざ、ま、し、と、け。めざましとけ。」

先生：「正解です。」

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Zさん："The difficult part wasn't spelling it. It was knowing which alarm clock they meant."

We all have our roll in life

Aさん：「You're buying bread?」

Zさん："Yeah. Some people like Wonder or Pepperidge Farm, but I am more of a Sara Lee man."

課長：「僕も！」

Healthy Poems

Aさん：「Hey Zさん, this is my friend Eugene, he writes poems about health issues.」
Zさん："Hi Gene, hygiene 俳人。"
Aさん：「。。。okay, Sheldon」

  

Tautology Prerequisite

Zさん："Are you going to the Gun Show this weekend?"

Aさん：「Yep, but is it true that you need to bring a written application to get in?」

Zさん："Gun Showの願書？Don't worry, the second amendment does not specify tautology usage as a prerequisite for firearm ownership."

Talk to the Animals

Zさん：”Wow what a close horse race! A photo finish! Maybe horse 1 was victorious , maybe horse 7 was…”

Aさん：「I think horse 1 won.」

Zさん：”… um…犬ワンワン、馬ヒヒーン。”