Limit

Zさん："What is the Japanese word for 'limit'?"
Aさん：「制限。」
Zさん："What is the Japanese word for 'limit'?"
Aさん：「制限。」
Zさん："What is the Japanese word for 'limit'?"
Aさん：「。。。制限に達した！」
Zさん："..."

Unexpected 倍

Zさん："The kanji 旧 is interesting. It means ex-something, and is pronounced きゅう。I would expect it to be pronounced じゅうはち。" 

ハハ

Zさん：”Happy Mother’s Day!”

Bさん：「ハッ？」

Zさん：”今日はハハ”

Bさん：「Allow me to reiterate, ハッ？」

What's in a Name

Zさん："Hi 雪ちゃん, sweetie! How are you?"
雪さん：「We need to talk.」
Zさん："What's up?"
雪さん：「This relationship isn't working out, I think we should break up.」
Zさん："I see"
雪さん：「... the thing is, it's not you, it's me. Understand?」
Zさん："So what you are saying is, your name isn't ゆき, but rather, みき?"
雪さん：「。。。」

てs

Bさん：「ゴミいっぱい。捨ててください。」

Zさん：”That word has too many てs. We should throw one away.”

Bさん：「。。。」

One

Cさん：「Zさん、... is your... sister... 独身？」
Zさん："What?"
Cさん：「... your sister... 独身？」
Zさん："I don't understand."
Cさん：「is she... ah! シングル」
Zさん："You know, 99% of people over the age of 50 have the virus that causes Shingles already inside them."
Cさん：「ハッ」

 

Suffixes

５歳：かわいい、明ちゃん！

１７歳：頑張れ、明くん！

３５歳：ごくろさま、明さん！

６２歳：どもありがとうございます、明さま！

８５歳：かわいい、おじいちゃん！