Screwy

Zさん："Look at that woman over there."
Aさん：「What about her?」
Zさん："I've never seen anyone with full, thick, curly hair like that before. It's Super Curly."

ミスタースパーコル：「Mmm...  酸っぱいカレー。」

Zさん："I prefer うまみすきやき, but whatever."

Heck No

(Music plays over loud speakers.)

Bさん：「Oh! I love this song! パッヘルベルでしょう。大好き！」
Zさん："パ？ヘルベル？I dunno, I think I prefer the AC/DC version..."

Kids' Games Part II

Aさん：「ピザを10回速く言ってください。」

Zさん："ピザピザピザピザピザピザピザピザピザピザ。"

Aさん：「ピザを5回速く言ってください。」

Zさん："ピザピザピザピザピザ。"

Aさん：「ピザを3回速く言ってください。」

Zさん："ピザピザピザ。"

Aさん（肘をさす）：「 これは？」

Zさん："ひじ。"

Aさん：「。。。」

Kids' Games Part I

Dくん：「お母さん！しりとりしたい！」

母：「お母さんは忙しい、あとでね。」

Dくん：「しりとりしたい！お願い！」

母：「はい、はい、どうぞ。」

Dくん：「じゃ。。。にんじん！」

母：「。。。」

A New Hope

R2D2 projects a hologram.

Princess Leia: "Help me Obi-wan. You're my only hope."
Luke: "Who? Ben?"
--
Zさん："A Jedi's life, convenient is not."

Like a Cat

Zさん："Hey Aさん、久しぶり！How are you?"
Aさん：「Well, I live in a small apartment, I have bad posture, and I burn my tongue when I drink hot beverages.」
Zさん："... wow, you really are a cat person."

The 5 Stages Of Learning To Read Japanese

1. "Hiragana, Katakana, and Kanji? That's so hard to read. Well, at least I can read the part in Romaji."
2. "Ok, Hiragana and Katakana I got, but Kanji is just impossible. Thank goodness for Hurigana."
3. "Knowing all the basic Kanji helps, I can muddle through."
4. "I hate it when a Japanese sentence has a long stretch of Hiragana in it. Kinda hard to parse."
5. "This Japanese text has a portion written in Romaji. It's a bit awkward..."