10K Run

Aさん：「So I hear you are an avid runner.」
Zさん："Yeah, I do different kinds of runs. Marathon, Half Marathon, 5K. But I think the 10K is the epitome."
Aさん：「I've heard of the runner's high. That statement is the runner's tautology.」

Wanna Hear A Dirty Joke?

Zさん："Wanna hear a dirty joke?"
Aさん：「... ok ... 」
Zさん："Why is a map dirty if it only has east, west, and south?"
Aさん：「I don't know, why?」
Zさん："Because it is きたない。"

罰する

Dくん：「Mom, Dad, I'm really sorry I got in a car accident.」

Xさん：「You better be! That's it, you're being punished! No car privileges, for the next month, you have to take the bus!」

Dくん：「... oh ... so that's why they call it 罰する。」

Elephant's Warmth

Aさん：「寒い！I am so cold! 暖房がいる！」
Zさん："I don't think a flying elephant would help."

Lunch Weather

Zさん："In winter, what happens to weathermen after lunch?"
Aさん：「I don't know, what?」
Zさん："-3度。"
Aさん：「... （笑）... what?」