Hamlet

Zさん："I heard Hamlet is playing at the old theater downtown. Have you seen it yet?"
Aさん：「まだです。」
Zさん："まだ most foul."
Aさん：「。。。」

Diffy Q

Zさん："Did you know that the Japanese words for wedding and math equation share a kanji?"
Aさん：「There's nothing quite so romantic as a differential equation.」
 

yada yada

Zさん："I am not really a fan of how MetroPCS hijacked the meaning of the phrase 'yada yada'. I prefer the Seinfeld version from back in the 90s. What do you think?"
Aさん：「。。。嫌だ。」

+ - ' "

Aさん：「Flathead? Philips? Why don't Americans just say + and -   ?」

Zさん："分？秒？Why don't Japanese people just use ' and "  ?

々々

go々d
fluf々y
kne々s
bal々
Go々gle
kit々en
piz々a
jug々le
tat々o々
cof々e々
mil々en々ials
hap々ines々
vacu々m
bo々k々e々per

Zさん："Who says you can't use 同の字点 with romaji?" 

Blame It On The Rain

Zさん："The Sun and The Rain were dating for a while, but they broke up."
Aさん：「What happened?」
Zさん："雨降った。"

On Hold

Aさん：「Ever since Xさん and Yさん have been dating, he does whatever she asks. It's like he's putty in her hands.」
Zさん："Like holding an Eiffel Tower snow globe."
Aさん：「。。。」