Friday, March 31, 2023

This is not -4

「よんひくはちはくちです。」

Zさん:"分かった?"

Friday, March 3, 2023

国際料理

Aさん:「お父さんは若くない。退縮しますよ。」
Zさん:"That's great, but when discussing food from foreign lands, you should use the terms like タイ料理。"
Aさん:「。。。」

Friday, February 24, 2023

Little Lulu

"Oh, the clock says 7:30, it's really after 10
Look's like Lulu's been repairing it again.
Though you're wild (Wild!)
You know it's true, loo
And you're very hard to tame
Little Lulu, We love you
Just the same-the-same!
Little Lulu, we love you
Loo... just... the... same!
Luluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!"


Zさん:"Wow, talk about control freaks... loving ルール…”

Friday, February 17, 2023

Sweet Pun

Bさん:「My boyfriend and I decided to elope.」
Yさん:「You can't elope! You should have a big wedding with your family!」

ミスタースパーコル:"Mmmm, cantaloupe"

Zさん:"Is that what you call a メロンパン?"

Sunday, January 29, 2023

Star Fleet

Ensign Zさん:"I heard Jim Kirk passed the Kobayashi Maru test by reprogramming the simulator. How did you do?"
Ensign Aさん:「The best that I could, using hunches and intuition.」
Ensign Zさん:"勘ーーーー!"

Sunday, January 8, 2023

Soul Food

Aさん:「オーム、オーム、オーム」
Zさん:”ラーイス、ラーイス、ラーイス”

Sunday, December 11, 2022

野菜の歌

Zさん:"What is the favorite vegetable of なかいくん and キムタク?"
Aさん:「I don't know, what?」
Zさん:"Smap peas"
Aさん:「... dude, how old are you?」