Friday, September 24, 2021

Tammy

Zさん:"Hey, what is this word: 堪らない?"
Aさん:「堪らない is 'unbearable'。」
Tammy Nye: "... Well that's not very nice ... "

Friday, September 17, 2021

Uncanny Resemblance

Dクン:「Eクン!久しぶり!」
Eクン:「あっ!Dクン!久しぶりね!」

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Zさん:"Is it just me or does 'hisa' look like 'ku', but with a mullet?"

Dクン:「Mullet? How old are you?」


Friday, September 10, 2021

Name the Dentist

Aさん:「Hey Zさん, I would like you to meet a friend E. Shaw. He's a dentist.」
Zさん:"Hi, E. Shaw"
E. Shaw: "Yes. Yes I am."

Friday, September 3, 2021

肩

Zさん:"The kanji for shoulder (kata) is so apt, it makes me smile. It literally looks like an x-ray of... a human shoulder."

Friday, August 20, 2021

As Do The Locals

Aさん:「Want to go to a Japanese restaurant for dinner?」
Zさん:"Sure! I love Japanese food. Or as they call it in Japan... 'food'."
Aさん:「In Japan they call it 食べ物。」
Zさん:"。。。"

Friday, August 13, 2021

What An Olympic Medal Means

Aさん:「So the Tokyo Olympics are over.」
Zさん:"Yeah. Any idea how skateboarder Funa Nakayama did?"
Aさん:「She got bronze.」
ミスタースパーコル:「D'oh!」
Zさん:"Yes. Yes it is."

Friday, August 6, 2021

Representing Snakeland

Zさん:"If a snake wins an event at the Olympics, what music do they play?"
Aさん:「I don't know, what?」
Zさん:"蛇メダル"