Friday, March 26, 2021

日本語の謎

痒い
膝
太陽
彼女
行く
石
お婆ちゃん
暑いチーズ
列
ユダヤ人

Zさん:" 分かりますか?😉"

Friday, March 19, 2021

March Madness 2021

Aさん:「March Madness!」
Zさん:"NCAA basketball tournament! I have to get a hold of my bookie."
Cさん:「。。。College basketball is。。。violent?」

Saturday, March 13, 2021

ジャネー

Zさん:"。。。じゃ、また来週ね。"
Bさん:「はい、さよなら、じゃねー、バイバイ。」
Zさん:" Bye-bye, and don't call me Johnny."

Friday, March 5, 2021

島

Aさん:「Man, I hate covid. I'm stuck at home alone. I don't interact with any other people. It is so stressful!」
Zさん:"Hang in there man, I hear you.  We're all in this together. No man is an island."
小島さん:「*ahem*」
Zさん:  "... yeah, 小島さん, I'm aware..."

Friday, February 26, 2021

Smart Food

Bさん:「I have heard good things about this Japanese restaurant. What do you think you'll order?」
Zさん:"Everything looks so good. But what I won't order is miso, I don't like that flavor. Miso shiru, miso soba, etc. I can tell you I will definitely eat no miso."
Bさん:「... what are you a zombie?」

Friday, February 19, 2021

Jeopardy!

Zさん:"On 2/12/21, on the American game show 'Jeopardy!',  the champion's name was John Focht, the guest host was Ken Jennings, and the answer to one of the clues was 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'. John... Ken... what?!? 🤯You can't make this stuff up." 

Friday, February 12, 2021

パイ

Yさん:「So what do you think of the pie? How does it taste?」
Zさん:"Very good! Really apple-y!"
Cさん:「アプリ?スマホの味?」