Necco Wafers

Aさん：「I was talking to my dad, and he said that when he was a kid, his favorite candy was something called Necco Wafers.」

Zさん："Would those be wafers made by, for, or from... 猫...?"

Aさん：「Dude... Ew...」

Apple Talk

Zさん："ね、ね、I have a riddle for you."
Aさん：「Sure, why not.」
Zさん："What language do apples speak?"
Aさん：「I don't know, what language do apples speak?」
Zさん："りん語"
Aさん：「。。。」

ミスタースパーコル："Mmm... talking apples."

歌ったことがある

僕 - boku - I
君- kimi - you
男 - otoko - man
女 - onna - woman
心 - kokoro - heart
胸 - mune - chest
ため息 - tame-iki - sigh
夢 - yume - dream
涙 - namida - tears
声 - koe - voice
愛 - ai - love
恋 - koi - also love... but more selfish
花束 - hanataba - bouquet of flowers

Zさん："Don't be intimidated by the kanji in Japanese karaoke song lyrics.  You'd be surprised how often J-POP lyrics repeat. If you learn these few kanji here, you are 90% of the way there."

NCAA Basketball II

Zさん："Nova is the NCAA Basketball Champion!"
Aさん：「Nova 勝った！ワーイ！ワーイ！」
Cさん：「... the English language school?」

Niece

Aさん：「Who was that on the phone?」
Zさん："My niece.  She is going to some new tavern that is only for nieces.  She is going to a 姪子バー。
Aさん：「... Yeah... that's... not... what... that... is...」

A Particular Vegetable

Aさん：「Hey, you must be the new guy.  I'm A, and these are X and Z.」
Tom："Nice to meet you. My name is Tom Aneggi."
Aさん：「*snicker* So, can I put you in a salad, or maybe in French soup.」
Xさん：「Or, could I deep fry rings of you, or maybe saute you over a steak.」
Tom："Yeah, yeah, I've heard them all before."
Zさん："Oh, oh... I got one. If I cut you, will I cry?"
Aさん：「。。。Dude, don't be weird。」
Tom："... It's actually pretty clever..."

NCAA Basketball

Zさん："It's that time of year, March Madness!"
Aさん：「You know it!  I have my bracket all set up.  This year I have Villanova to go all the way.」
Zさん："Hey, me too! Go 'Nova!"

Cさん：「三月？狂気？ブラケット？。。。ナ・ニ・ソ・レ？ 」