パーティー

Zさん and Cさん are driving in a car.

Zさん："I've been really looking forward to this party.  It's going to be fun."
Cさん：「Yes.  でも、can we go to スーパー, before?」
Zさん："Sure, but it's back the other way. We'll have to make a u-ey."
Cさん：「。。。『上』を書きます？」

靴

Aさん：「Oh no, it happened again!」
Zさん："What happened?"
Aさん：「My cat coughed up a hairball into my shoe.  He does it every Saturday, like clockwork.  毎週、my shoe!」
Zさん："... your kingdom for your shoe...?"
Aさん：「。。。you're not helping, Catesby」

アニメ国際会話

外人："ペラペラ、ペラペラ、ペラペラ"
日本人：「。。。？。。。fluent, fluent, fluent。」

Star Trek:Voyager

Zさん："I heard you are collecting Star Trek:Voyager action figures. Which one did you want?"
Aさん：「Chakotayください。」
Zさん："... so I should ちゃこる?"

Celery in Space

Zさん："Have you heard about the NASA satellite that is measuring the amount of water in the top 2 inches of soil everywhere on the Earth’s surface?  It is called Soil Moisture Active Passive* or S.M.A.P. for short."
Aさん：「I thought they broke up.」



*NASA really has a SMAP mission, I'm not making this up.  https://smap.jpl.nasa.gov 

Takeout Chinese

Zさん："ただいま！"
Bさん：「おかいり！」
Zさん："I brought home takeout Chinese.  Where do you want to eat?"
Bさん：「居間。」
Zさん："I said 'where' not 'when'."
Bさん：「。。。」

太陽

Aさん：「アメリカでは月曜日に皆既日食が起こります。」
Bさん：「本当？みたい！」

ミスタースパーコル："Mmm... 日食..."