Breakfast

弟：「おはよう。Hey, check it out.  I made waffles in the shapes of all the letters of the English alphabet. Pretty cool, huh?」
兄：「Man, I am starving. Give me those waffles.」
弟：「Hey! Leggo my 英語！」

Insurance

Zさん： “The State Department had its funding cut, so they have instituted a new policy.”

Aさん： 「Really? What is it?」

Zさん： “外交: 15 minutes could save you 15% or more.”

Taxi Fare

Aさん：「遅いです。If we are going to make it to the movie in time, we'll have to take a taxi.」

Zさん：“I suppose, but taxis are expensive. In a way, they hurt my wallet. You might say...”

Aさん：「Oh please no...」

Zさん：“間に合う、Money Ow.”

NCC-1701-D

The Enterprise NCC-1701-D is attacked by Godzilla.

Riker: "Captain, the only way for us to defeat Godzilla is to destroy the sleep in his eyes.  It is his one weakness.  Shall I begin the attack?"
Picard: "目くそ？Make it so."

West Coast Baroque

Bさん： 「I have an idea.  Let's go to a バッ ハ。。。」

Zさん： “Baja California! Yes! The sun! The surf! The awesome weather!”

Bさん：　「。。。J S バッ ハ コンサート。 A performance of “Toccata and Fugue in D Minor"。」

Sometimes Baroque music concerts have a disproportionately large number of surfer dudes in the audience.

Taxi.

Zさん："Hey, get this.  How do you say 'I am a taxi' in Japanese?"
Aさん：「I dunno, how」
Zさん："わたくしはタクシー。"
Aさん：「。。。つまんないつまんない。」

"Ski-ing"

Bちゃん：「Zくん、スキー好き？」

Zくん： “ 'Do I like the mental process of liking'? That raises an interesting philosophical point. Could anyone actually dislike the mental process of liking？ Unless you instead meant 'skiing with skis', but I am not sure how one would go skiing without skis.”

Bちゃん：「ばか。好きじゃない。スキーしない。」