yada yada

Zさん："I am not really a fan of how MetroPCS hijacked the meaning of the phrase 'yada yada'. I prefer the Seinfeld version from back in the 90s. What do you think?"
Aさん：「。。。嫌だ。」

+ - ' "

Aさん：「Flathead? Philips? Why don't Americans just say + and -   ?」

Zさん："分？秒？Why don't Japanese people just use ' and "  ?

々々

go々d
fluf々y
kne々s
bal々
Go々gle
kit々en
piz々a
jug々le
tat々o々
cof々e々
mil々en々ials
hap々ines々
vacu々m
bo々k々e々per

Zさん："Who says you can't use 同の字点 with romaji?" 

Blame It On The Rain

Zさん："The Sun and The Rain were dating for a while, but they broke up."
Aさん：「What happened?」
Zさん："雨降った。"

On Hold

Aさん：「Ever since Xさん and Yさん have been dating, he does whatever she asks. It's like he's putty in her hands.」
Zさん："Like holding an Eiffel Tower snow globe."
Aさん：「。。。」

Price of Informercials

Zさん："In American infomercials, the prices of the wares being hawked is usually $19.99.  In Japanese infomercials, the price is usually ￥1980. I guess those 19 yen make all the difference." 

Tempura Leg

Zさん："So, doctor, did you get the examination results?"
先生："Yes, and I'm afraid it is bad news. You will be walking on crutches for a while. You tore a tendon in your leg."

ミスタースパーコル："Mmm ... 天丼 ..."