Friday, May 12, 2023

Tempura Leg

Zさん:"So, doctor, did you get the examination results?"
先生:"Yes, and I'm afraid it is bad news. You will be walking on crutches for a while. You tore a tendon in your leg."

ミスタースパーコル:"Mmm ... 天丼 ..."

Sunday, April 30, 2023

True Family

競売人:"... and the next item up for bids is a painting by Leonardo da Vinci. It is a painting of his niece as a young woman. It is very rare, highly valued, only recently discovered."
Zさん:"... niece, eh?"
Cさん:「いいえ、本物だよ。」

Friday, April 14, 2023

平和

Zさん:"I heard North Korea fired another missile over Japanese airspace."
Aさん:「ニューズの J アラートによると聞きました。」

ミスタースパーコル:「Mmm... ジェラート。」

Zさん:"..."
Aさん:「。。。」

Friday, March 31, 2023

This is not -4

「よんひくはちはくちです。」

Zさん:"分かった?"

Friday, March 3, 2023

国際料理

Aさん:「お父さんは若くない。退縮しますよ。」
Zさん:"That's great, but when discussing food from foreign lands, you should use the terms like タイ料理。"
Aさん:「。。。」

Friday, February 24, 2023

Little Lulu

"Oh, the clock says 7:30, it's really after 10
Look's like Lulu's been repairing it again.
Though you're wild (Wild!)
You know it's true, loo
And you're very hard to tame
Little Lulu, We love you
Just the same-the-same!
Little Lulu, we love you
Loo... just... the... same!
Luluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!"


Zさん:"Wow, talk about control freaks... loving ルール…”

Friday, February 17, 2023

Sweet Pun

Bさん:「My boyfriend and I decided to elope.」
Yさん:「You can't elope! You should have a big wedding with your family!」

ミスタースパーコル:"Mmmm, cantaloupe"

Zさん:"Is that what you call a メロンパン?"