十度

Bさん：「外の気温は何度ですか？」
Aさん：「十度。」
Zさん："僕は剣道のほが好きだよ。"
Bさん：「？」

丸と零

Zさん："What's the deal with the kanji 丸？ It means round or circular but that character is anything but, with all the jagged and pointy lines. I think the kanji for まる should be 「〇」"

Aさん：「and don't get him started on 零」

Zさん："and don't get me start on 零. Why is the kanji for zero, a simple concept, such a complicated character?"

Aさん：「never tire of that particular tirade...」

Brain Game

Zさん： "Good morning, Dr. R"
R先生：「Good morning, Z, how are you?」
Zさん："Fine thanks, how are you?"
R先生：「I am well, thanks. So today I would like to give you a psychological test. I will say a word or phrase, and you say the first thing that pops into your mind, ok?」
Zさん："Ok."
R先生：「Dog」
Zさん："犬"
R先生：「Water」
Zさん："水"
R先生：「Seven」
Zさん："しち"
R先生：「Pencil」
Zさん："鉛筆"
R先生：「Are you just saying the Japanese translation of what I am saying?」
Zさん："通訳"
R先生：「Ok, please stop」
Zさん："辞めて"
R先生：「。。。」 

Mr. Mendo

Aさん：「Eくん、食器を洗ってごらん。」
Eくん：「だって、面倒くさいんだもん。」
Zさん："Who is this Mendo character, and why is he so stinky?"

The Rice Fugue

Zさん："What famous musician wrote 'The Rice Fugue'?"
Aさん：「I don't know, who?」
Zさん："ご飯セバスチャン・バッハ"

Hi エド

Aさん：「Hi, my name is A.」
Edさん："Hi A, my name is Ed."
Aさん：「So I guess Japanese people call you エド。」
Edさん："Yeah, except in texting I get しるし sometimes。"
Aさん：「... it's no <3 or o_O, but still mildly clever.」

トトロ

Zさん："Why did Tokyo guided tours stop showing 'My Neighbor Totoro'?"
Aさん：「I don't know, why?」
Zさん："Because Neko Bus ate Hato Bus."