スペイン語

Zさん："Hey man, thank you for letting me stay at your place while I am visiting California."
Aさん："Not at all.  Mi casa es su casa."
Zさん："... that's great, but I don't really need an umbrella."

JLPT

（　　　）に入れるのに最もよいものをえらびなさい。

１。彼女を（　　　）する。

1. キッス　　　　2.くそ


２。（　　　）に住んでいる。

1. うんち　　　　2.うち

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Zくん：”Dude, is it just me or has the JLPT taken a rather dark turn this year?"

In Charge

Aくん：「すみません。新しい学生んですが、担当の先生は。。。？」
Zくん："... um ... The Lone Ranger?"

Breakfast

弟：「おはよう。Hey, check it out.  I made waffles in the shapes of all the letters of the English alphabet. Pretty cool, huh?」
兄：「Man, I am starving. Give me those waffles.」
弟：「Hey! Leggo my 英語！」

Insurance

Zさん： “The State Department had its funding cut, so they have instituted a new policy.”

Aさん： 「Really? What is it?」

Zさん： “外交: 15 minutes could save you 15% or more.”

Taxi Fare

Aさん：「遅いです。If we are going to make it to the movie in time, we'll have to take a taxi.」

Zさん：“I suppose, but taxis are expensive. In a way, they hurt my wallet. You might say...”

Aさん：「Oh please no...」

Zさん：“間に合う、Money Ow.”

NCC-1701-D

The Enterprise NCC-1701-D is attacked by Godzilla.

Riker: "Captain, the only way for us to defeat Godzilla is to destroy the sleep in his eyes.  It is his one weakness.  Shall I begin the attack?"
Picard: "目くそ？Make it so."