Tautology Prerequisite

Zさん："Are you going to the Gun Show this weekend?"

Aさん：「Yep, but is it true that you need to bring a written application to get in?」

Zさん："Gun Showの願書？Don't worry, the second amendment does not specify tautology usage as a prerequisite for firearm ownership."

Talk to the Animals

Zさん：”Wow what a close horse race! A photo finish! Maybe horse 1 was victorious , maybe horse 7 was…”

Aさん：「I think horse 1 won.」

Zさん：”… um…犬ワンワン、馬ヒヒーン。”

Blizzard

Zさん："Hey, I'm writing an email, and I need to underline some text. How do I do that?"
Aさん：「Hold down the Ctrl Key and press "U". Or in other words... Control U-key」

Zさん："... what, like I'm Storm from X-Men?" 

010

Zさん："I have been thinking about word 横転。I means to overturn, and it sounds like the English number 010. And get this... if you overturn 010, it is still... 010."

Aさん：「... mind blown, dude.」

I'll Have the Mutton

ウェイター："What can I get for you, sir?"

Zさん："A ribeye cooked medium."
ウェイター："Very good, and you, sir?"

Cさん：「えーっと。rlack of rlam, please」

ウェイター："Yeah, my old computer lacked RAM too. You can probably buy a memory card instead of a new computer.”

Zさん："Heh heh heh. Random Access Mutton"