Study Diet

Zさん："Why did the Juku student bite his sneaker?"
Aさん：「I don't know, why?」
Zさん："Because his teacher said to him, '集中してください'."

選ぶ

Zさん："The kanji for 選ぶ makes me smile. It is like it's asking me to choose between its two backwards '5's."

へんなデート

Aさん：「So you're going out on another date with that girl?」
Zさん："Yup."
Aさん：「It's the third date. Do you think she's, you know, 'game'?」
Zさん："Definitely, she's so 'game'."
Cさん：「シーソーゲーム？へんなデートかな。」