ランドセル

Dくん：「Hi Mr. Z!」

Zさん："Hey Dくん, good to see you. What is that you're holding?"

Dくん：「ランドセル！」

Zさん："Hmm... The real estate market will peak in the near future, so it is a prudent financial strategy to divest now." 

Dくん：「Um.... to carry books... and... what?」

大丈夫猿

Zさん："The kanji for 大丈夫 makes me smile. It's kind of like the 'See no evil, Hear no evil, Speak no evil' monkeys... but in kanji."

Snacks

Zさん："何を食べますか？"
Aさん：「オニギリ。」
Zさん："... your ogre-in-law?"
Aさん：「？」

Juice

Zさん："何を飲みますか？"
Aさん：「Acai juice.」
Zさん："That's smart, don't drown."
Aさん：「？」